when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
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when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
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Reading your thoughts on Kony 2012 is interesting, so do you think it would be a good idea to donate?
No, I don’t. I took the time to read the organization’s audited financial statement, and I didn’t like what I saw. These guys aren’t hardened in-the-shit organizers. They’re essentially a…
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I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart so I’m not going to comment on the sincerity of his apology. What I can comment on is the fact that all decent folks can agree that the remarks that were made don’t have any place in the public discourse. And, you know, the reason I called Ms. Fluke is because I thought about Malia and Sasha. And one of the things I want them to do as they get older is to engage in issues they care about - even ones I may not agree with them on. I want them to be able to speak their mind in a civil and thoughtful way. And I don’t want them attacked or called horrible names because they’re being good citizens. And I wanted Sandra to know that I thought her parents should be proud of her.
President Obama, commenting on the Rush Limbaugh controversy in today’s press conference. (via dcdecoder)
He is such a dad :’)

it’s events like these that make me proud to say this is my president.
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favorite movie.
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Forever reblog these rings.
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